N. America || Europe & UK || Other Areas || Specialty Lists || Erotic Massage || Strippers || Strip Clubs || Misc. Info || Glossary of Abbreviations

Massage in Arizona

   Add your Arizona Escort listing
Edit your Arizona Escort listing
Visit Sophie's Escort Marketing Blog
Sophie's List... A Craigslist Clone
Message Board
 

Hidden Escorts in , Some of them are very part timers...

A Joke for You

Two elderly friends, Morris and Sam, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Morris didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Morris hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam got worried. Unfortunately he didn't know where Morris lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. After a month passed, Sam figured he had seen the last of Morris, but one day, Sam approached the park and lo and behold there sat Morris! Sam, excited and happy, said how glad he was to see him, then blurted out, "For crying out loud, what on earth happened to you?" "I've been in jail," Morris said, with some embarrassment. "Jail?" cried Sam. "What in the world for?" "Well," Morris said, "you know Marilyn , that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes go?" "Yeah," said Sam, "I remember her. What about her?" "Well, one day she filed rape charges against me and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'. "And you were convicted of rape?", asked Sam, stunned. Morris replied, "No, the judge gave me thirty days for perjury."



Email Sophie for support

Advertiser: If you can't find your ad right after clicking, don't panic... it takes the ad 30 minutes to show up following successful activation. You are on the right page, so: SUCCESS! Now go and do your job... your ad is active. :-) Sophie


See more girls in !
Last Updated: 2-9-10 9:06am
Add Account | Edit Account



Powered By AutoRank Pro